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Oh, and compounding this

rabblevolunteer: ultraprison-: Is the fact that my boss texted me and said he wants me to be at his place at 9 tomorrow we can go to two client meetings in San Diego. SAN DIEGO. Two hours both ways. I started this job two weeks ago. What the hell am I going to talk about with this guy for FOUR. HOURS??? And we’ll have to get lunch somewhere, so that’s another hour, plus getting from the first...

Mar 1st

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trolololol

this girl comes onto the walk for choice seattle event today, and asks how many of us are democrats. someone asks why, and she says, ‘it’s a simple question and it just needs a simple answer.’ i know if someone doesn’t answer her, she won’t go away. so i answered. so ok, she’s stupid. got it. but then she makes a dig at someone else who says they’re a...

Mar 1st

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i watch too much tv

i assume every woman who wants to take music lessons from alex is a homewrecker. especially because they find him through music lesson websites with his photo on them. and this girl he’s teaching tonight is taking banjo lessons, and he doesn’t even TEACH the banjo. it sounds like something 19 year old me would think was genius. ‘this guy is so hot, i guess i’ll take some...

Mar 1st

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Silver Smiles: cunt5: i-h8-seagulls: I miss Old... →

i-h8-seagulls: birdsthatflyfree: cunt5: i-h8-seagulls: I miss Old Gaga The Gaga who didn’t put weird horns on her body The Gaga who was fierce and fashionable and not just weird on purpose gpoy I don’t think she is being weird on purpose. I think the Gaga we knew before was her easing us into who she really is… She’s not being weird on purpose She’s not being weird on purpose ...

Mar 1st

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tealeaves replied to your post: thinking about making some buttermilk beecher’s biscuits UM HI GIRL. i love that you exist. smoked flagship is the greatest cheese in the existence of man. let us go to thrift stores and eat cheese and be deliriously happy.

Mar 1st

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things i never do

i ate breakfast today then i ate lunch just now. i never eat breakfast or lunch. today is a crazy day.

Mar 1st

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Feb 28th

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Trigger Happy

rabblevolunteer: accordingtosami: missdaisyvo: extreme-irrelevancy: I don’t understand people who post pleas that everyone on the Internet use “trigger warnings” The Internet isn’t your safe space. It’s completely unrealistic to have a warning in front of every possible trigger. ANYTHING can be a trigger. While a warning may be helpful for you it could tempt someone else into reading...

Feb 28th

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things i never considered about my interview:

that my interviewer would be irish. i think he was irish. at some points he sounded scottish. but he just spoke really quickly. he was really friendly, so i ended up just picturing father dougal on the other end of the phone:

Feb 28th

they're 2 minutes late in calling, i should get...

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: interview tip: pee your pants before it starts, not during

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oh yeah also:

i have not cared, nor will i ever care about james franco. i like that he seems to be high all the time. but i don’t care about him.

Feb 28th

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34 minutes until my interview

GONNA PEE MY PANTS

Feb 28th

questionablenerdlygoodness replied to your post: >12 hours until my interview perhaps I am slow but what is it that you do? i am a photographer and i have an interview with the glasgow school of art in the morning for their undergrad program and it is my top choice school and i want to go REAL BAD.

Feb 28th

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>12 hours until my interview

I AM TERRIFIED i know this is not a big deal for normal people, but i am not a people person and i am not good at explaining my work to people. ‘uuuuuh…i like…colors…’ FUUUUUUUUUCK

Feb 28th

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currently:

sourdough english muffins +

Feb 28th

unpopular opinion

natalie portman is really annoying. that doesn’t mean i don’t like some of her movies or think she’s funny sometimes or think she says some smart things. but seriously. she’s really annoying. feck.

Feb 28th

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“cats are overrated.”

– shit no one on tumblr has ever said

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Mila Kunis' dress.

ultraprison-: I hates it. Lace boobie tattoos. Not right. AGREED

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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we're eating this with lentils in it, and i never...

Feb 28th

Tim Gunn is on the Red Carpet as an interviewer?

rabblevolunteer: OH MY GOD YES! I WISH TIM GUNN WOULD INTERVIEW ME. ABOUT ANYTHING.

Feb 28th

celebrities i can't stand for no apparent reason...

helena bonham carter scarlett johansson

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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he doesn't wish we had friends to share biscuits...

alex: why would you want to share your biscuits? me: because last week when i made biscuits, i ate so many biscuits. alex: ok, say that sentence again, but instead of ‘i,’ say, ‘you.’ me: ok. last week when you made biscuits- alex: no, just the second part. me: ok. last week when i made biscuits, you ate so many biscuits. alex: right. now why would you want to change...

Feb 28th

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2gayvirgos said: when my car is out of le shoppe and the ManSpouse isn’t working, we’ll have to do brunch work is overrated. doesn’t manspouse know there’s SO much brunch to be had? ps: do you two have names, or…?

Feb 28th

thinking about making some buttermilk beecher's...

i wish i had friends in seattle.

Feb 28th

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her voice claws at my brain

love community, hate annie.

Feb 28th

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my girlfriend couldn't be at the walk for choice...

and she looked so nice

Feb 28th

ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post: guuuuuuuuuh Is it in-person (with an alumni), phone, or skype? it’s over the phone, so i can at least look like shit and have a page of notes in front of me [i have the bad habit of going blank about every single life experience/accomplishment when i’m put on the spot or feel any pressure at all…].

Feb 28th

guuuuuuuuuh

my interview with GSA is tomorrow morning at 9:45. i am scared.

Feb 28th

Anonymous asked: Hello. For the person saying that s/he can "take on a different culture," I think that's actually very assuming about what actually happens when a foreigner decides to live in a different country. Culture is more than just picking up the habits and traditions of an ethnic group. It's about more than just living in that country and speaking their language, interacting with the...

Feb 28th

anxietyblogger asked: Culture is also very different from ethnicity.
You can actually assimilate and take on a different culture. Not everyone likes to do this, but it is possible. If I suddenly move to Japan and live there for the rest of my life, I imagine I'd be culturally Japanese, meaning that I would honor their customs, etc.
I won't be ethnically Japanese, but I'll be culturally...

Feb 28th

judaism is not just a religion.

it is a culture. i am not religiously jewish. but i AM culturally jewish. just because people can choose to be jewish [just like people can choose citizenship of another country] does not mean that they are then culturally jewish. i can get citizenship in mexico, and i can be a mexican citizen, but that doesn’t make me mexican. i wouldn’t look mexican, and i wouldn’t know...

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