ontario road trip in july!
looking for jobs, hoping to get out of suburban illinois ASAP. i am much excitement.
i think i would like to do roller derby so i can have an excuse to beat bitches up. or i could box so i can beat bitches up. or maybe i will do yoga so i can let go of all of my inner rage while simultaneously tightening my already hopelessly amazing buttocks.
my name is luke, do you want some coffee, when are we going to get married? my...– alex, summing up gilmore girls
favorite facebook status updates about the hawks...
…til juice box and i are finally reunited. this must be how it feels when crack moms kick the habit and their kids get to leave foster care and come live with them.
as long as i live, pop punk will probably always make me feel happy when i’m sad.
in saskatchewan [i spelled that right the first time, win] they call hoodies bunny hugs, according to wikipedia. god, could canada BE any cuter?
waking up with dog hair in your mouth
life's little joys
looking at ads for apartments/houses and looking at photos with peoples’ pets in the photos. like a cat’s reflection in the mirror. love the stealthy ones. bonus: when the ad reads that there are no pets allowed on that particular property
I only care about the Quidditch world cup
(via bluebears) true dat
my definition of tumblr, in its most concise form
a recycling plant for all of the cool shit that exists on the internet.
Skins FTW!: Skins movie: CONFIRMED →
“Skins the sex, drink and drug-fuelled drama that depicts teenage life as it often is rather than how parents imagine it, is to migrate to the big screen. After a year of speculation about the E4 show, producers today confirmed that shooting would begin in September on a film to be… YESSSSSS
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k’naan- take a minute ‘…and any...
america and canada are the only two countries in the world where you can gain citizenship and get a new nationality. ‘sup, i’m american now.’ try doing that in another country. try moving to scotland, taking your citizenship test, and saying, ‘i’m scottish now.’ you’ll get stabbed. you will never be scottish unless someone in your lineage fucked a dude...
someone outside my window has been whistling the entirety of ‘don’t stop believin’ for a few minutes now and i am wondering if they are listening to it on headphones and whistling because they don’t want to sing along in public or something?
gonna hate best step offa my shit