one of your favorite shows.
don’t make me choose. i love tv so much.
how important you think education is.
i don’t care if you’re reading blogs, books, newspapers, or graffiti. educate yourself. i don’t care if you went to college or even have your high school diploma. just know what you’re talking about when you talk and everything else will be fine.
disrespecting your parents.
honestly, i have no idea what this means. my entire existence disrespects my parents. i mean, they’re crazy liberal commies, but my mother also has 3 master’s degrees and speaks 8 languages and hates tattoos. so having a trade school kid who sucks at school and enjoys plastering their body with ridiculous bullshit probably makes her a little bit nauseous.
your views on mainstream music
i hate lady gaga. i hate taylor swift. i think kanye west is a dickhole.
but that’s about all i know.
your highs and lows of this past year.
highs: deciding to start a political blog and getting 4500 followers
lows: deciding to start a political blog and getting 4500 followerssincerely, though:
highest point was moving to seattle. lowest was living in my in-laws’ fucking basement for like 6 months.
no one ever has to ask me this. it’s obvious.
your earliest memory
sorry, this isn’t an interesting answer. i spent most of my time alone til the age of maybe 8. most of my memories involve stealing cookies from the kitchen or being traumatized by that episode of dateline when the first outbreak of e-coli happened in the united states.
your favorite tumblrs
queercakes [a sassy lesbian who bakes cupcakes and agrees with me about EVERYTHING]
paulypotluck [best friend who posts photos of my dog? yes please, i’ll take two]
joinakibbutz [husband knows all. about all. all the time.]
drawjosh [josh peter’s illustrations make my heart go pitter patter]
beaarthurmountainspizza [same shit, different person/landscape/food. equally amazing]
pudgykitties [SO PUDGY]
fuckyeahadorablepuppies [i love baby things]
2gayvirgos [husbands who live in seattle and are madly in love!]
and like a thousand other ones that i can’t think of off the top of my head.
therefore, this is what jamie will look like when he gets old:
Check out who my favorites are under the “favorites” page at the top of my blog.
reblogged for 2 reasons:
1. O. M. MOTHAFUCKIN. G. i’m a favorite.
2. this gif IS JAMIE.
even when you have ‘sales,’ you are still outrageously expensive. i used to lust after you, and now i feel my attraction dwindling as i realize most of your products are shite.
what a love connection.
meanwhile, i am not able to stretch my legs out because ira loves to lie where my legs should go. thanks a lot, ira.
if one more person calls me sexist on stfuteabaggers, i’m seriously going to shut down the blog. it’s just going to go bye bye.