i'm concerned ira is a libertarian
he hates sharing. when i try to show him unbiased news, he walks away. he wants attention all the time so he just sits around crying. even though i try to teach him stuff all the time, he just doesn’t want to listen.
ok, i’m just going to come out and say it, and then everyone on the internet can think i am mean or whatever, and we can all move on with our lives, ok? i hate pregnant women. i hate hearing about pregnancy, i hate seeing it. i think it is disgusting. what other people find beautiful makes me want to throw up. i know this general disdain for the reproductive cycle makes other women think i...
i am legitimately very upset about project runway. i know it’s just tv and everything, but i have never loved the designs of a contestant on project runway as much as i loved mondo’s. i would buy so many of his pieces, and to be honest, seeing someone like mondo on tv has really inspired future fashion choices for me. he makes me want to wear color and experiment with patterns....
i miss having long[er] hair.
for dani, who needs to see awesome shit right now.
seriously. this never stops being funny. also:
things of note:
my day was pretty awesome. alex literally dragged me out of bed this morning. it was really romantic. i mean it was actually awful, but i was determined to make my sleep cycle short circuit and get back into a normal routine. so i made alex wake me up at 10, even though i went to bed at 5. in case you didn’t know, i need 10 hours of sleep. normal people need 8. if i only get 8, i feel...
proof i need a life
i watch SO much tv, i really refer to characters from my favorite shows in casual conversation as though they are my friends. like i really want jim and pam and andy bernard to be real. and christina yang. and everyone on modern family. and seriously everyone from every show. i spend all day on the internet. i talk in real life like i do on the internet now, and that really concerns me. when i...
ultraprison-: I’m sick. I caught some nerd germs at Blizzcon this weekend. Indignant Cam is my spirit animal for the remainder of my recovery period. indignant cam is my spirit animal in life. ALSO, ATTN: PAUL: THIS IS THE THING FROM MODERN FAMILY I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT BUT THEN FORGOT ABOUT.
i just got a really long message from someone about how i am illogical for comparing killing animals to killing humans. REALLY, GUY? i wish i could give him like a thousand paper cuts and then send him through a sprinkler of lemon juice. that dude sucks.
for the last 6 months, maybe even a year, i’ve felt like i pulled something in my neck. today, it started feeling like i bruised the back of my skull. it really hurts, and i can’t really lie down because my head and neck hurt. i want to go to sleep, but i can’t. what is happening? why is my body attacking me? why doesn’t it want to sleep?
oh yeah, also:
i got 99 followers, but a bitch ain’t one. seriously. 99 people read this flaming pile of garbage that i call my ‘personal’ blog. which is just a blog to complain about my other blog. it’s like second second life. and in second second life, my name is dwight and i sell paper and own a beet farm. the only difference is that i can fly.
the midterm elections are making me crazy. i mean really crazy. ever since i started STFUTB, i have become really argumentative with complete strangers whose personal political beliefs are of absolutely no consequence to me. but yet…i continue to argue with people on facebook. on tumblr. in real life. i can’t stop. it’s like i won’t stop until everyone admits that...
sometimes i really wish people didn’t even read stfuteabaggers because i get so much hate mail and i know it’s from people not worth my time, but it really makes me sad to be called a bitch and a terrible person that much. i really hate it. i have this persona of being really arrogant and confident, but in real life i am just a jerk with no confidence and a bad haircut.
one day when i’m rich, i’m going to buy the expensive toilet paper sometimes. just because i can, and because i think my years of using the cheap toilet paper and the subsequent discomfort is causes at times makes me a deserving candidate.
yes, i'm wearing purple.
and we’re making pizza tonight. and modern family is on. and i’m internet apartment hunting again. which i do every day. and we’re booking our flight for seattle for november 3. and we’re going to stay with karen! …also, i contacted an apartment finding service in seattle. chicago has tons of them. apartment guys, clybourn group, apartment people, etc etc....
i come from a family of crazy people.
getting this inheritance from my grandfather is the only way i can pay for college. and now my dad is trying to find loopholes so i don’t get my full amount. he’s saying i got ‘advances’ in years past, and that i will now receive substantially less. it’s not that i’m greedy, i just want what is mine. i don’t care that much about money. i’m not...
how come everybody i follow makes updates about sports? GAHHHHHH stop. reading about sports on the internet is one step below listening to sports on the radio. SHAME.
galangal straw mushrooms seaweed tofu lime leaves sweet potatoes cream of tartar peanut sauce flour coconut milk lemongrass cilantro cocoa powder salmon roe
i’m just not taking photos for anyone for free anymore.
heidi klum's line for new balance
i just checked out heidi klum’s line for new balance, which is being sold on amazon.com. it has absolutely no color, shape, or design to it. it’s really embarrassing that she had to have somebody on project runway design something for her, because it is clear that she has no concept of fashion. you can strut your tits on a catwalk all you want, but it doesn’t mean you know how...
looking at seattle/seattle suburb apartments is depressing because it looks like nobody has a kitchen, but everyone has wall to wall carpeting. i hate carpet. it’s 2010. how is this a ‘selling point’ in an ad? also, i don’t know which seattle suburbs are gross, and i need someone to tell me these things. i need expertise. my school is in tukwila, but i will pretty much...
the financial aid office wrote me to tell me that people convicted of crimes involving drugs are not eligible for financial aid… i feel like they know something that i don’t…
smallfirtree replied to your post: so…i applied to pastry school We’re moving to Seattle! DO IT
a tattoo of a whisk
with a banner that sez ‘beat it’ best idea i’ve had all day.
grey's anatomy this week wasn't all that
no bag of chips, either.
heidi klum is a bitch
watching project runway this week was actually painful.
so...i applied to pastry school
in seattle. i start in january. alex already started looking [and applying] for jobs out there, which is awesome. i’m really excited.
sometimes i watch videos with scottish people in them or listen to scottish bands, not because i miss scotland so much as i really miss scottish accents. and brown sauce. and channel 4 on demand. and palmyra, oddly enough. and of course i really miss ola and giorgos and jamie and maciek and fraser. and harrison park. and having a grocery store across the street. and furnished apartments. ...
politics are bumming me out
i am 85% sure i want to just say ‘fuck traditional academia’ and go to pastry school. i love food. i don’t know. this is all just a thought. but i keep saying, ‘if i don’t get into any of these schools, i’ll just do pastry school.’ but why don’t i just go to pastry school? i made an asiago souffle today. and it was fabulous. then i made a...
everyone else i know seems to be able to sleep when they’re tired. i can’t. it takes me hours and hours before i can fall asleep. i start getting tired around 7pm, but i usually can’t fall asleep til 4am. it’s a very long journey to sleep, and even once i get there, i don’t actually get good sleep. i wake up constantly and i never feel like i am actually asleep. ...
no. seriously. i think glee got better. i just...
oh, glee. really breaking down stereotypes, huh? a gay atheist and an uptight jewish girl and a sassy black girl who loves jesus. at any rate, i cried like a baby when kurt sang ‘i want to hold your hand.’ and ‘bridge over troubled water’ in gospel form? way better than the original. then again, i hate the original. and sue with her special sister. oh dear. tears....
mondo and i are ‘friends’ on facebook. i feel… awesome.