halloween costumes of the past few years
2005: A BIG BEE
2006: legends of the hidden temple contestant [silver snakes]
2007: marla singer [or] "hey, you know who you look like? that...that dirty chick in fight club." every day of my life for the past 5 years
2007 1/2 : GUTS competitor
2008: artie, the strongest man in the world
i need to figure out what i am doing this year. any suggestions?
do you remember the last time you listened to something that set you free?
i have to lie on one of my sides or my stomach so my insides will stop feeling like they are coming loose. makes me think of movies where people get shot or are in a car accident, and their guts are spilling out uncontrollably- the victim has to hold them in, scrambling to keep them in some kind of order, some kind of original shape. what shape would our intestines be in if they were outside the...
i am looking into this school. it is in halifax, nova scotia. it looks pretty fantastic, and has a lot of courses i am interested in. i could minor in fashion if i wanted to. i would get approximately 2 years to decide on my final major and two full years to take courses in that major before i had an exhibition. they want a 20-piece portfolio, as opposed to the usual 12, which will be easier for...
my dad wrote me to wish me a happy 25th birthday. …i turned 24 yesterday.
things i should have perhaps considered before...
i say to-may-to, they say to-mah-to my intense wool allergy i never got around to seeing ‘braveheart’ because i thought it looked super lame.
an open letter to 'smart' advertising on facebook
to whom it may concern: i recently found out how you work. you stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. you meddle in my business. you take information from my profile to determine what you will advertise to me on the right hand sidebar. well, smart advertising, i am onto you. and i have to tell you: while you may be marginally clever to scour each and every word i use to describe myself,...
thinking i might be willing to climb arthur’s seat. but only if i can do it real slow. it could be one of those things i should tell my kids or grandkids i did.
things that my parents did not teach me, but...
the more we get together, the happier we’ll be. it is not only possible, but necessary, to shake my sillies out every so often. despite what i learned at the aquarium, belugas swim so wild and so free. if i wake up at a quarter to one and want to have a little fun, all i have to do is brush my teeth. ditto for two, three, four, and five.
things that make me believe that watching ‘house’...
you do not have lupus.
Animal rights, at its heart, is the most unextreme philosophy I can imagine. It...– stephanie ernst, change.org
it's amazing what tucking in your shirt can do for...
i’ve been down, but i’m on my way back up.
k’naan- wavin’ flag this song is so...
You know, Sarah Palin only needs a red rubber nose and some exploding shoes, and...– ron reagan [radio host]
sincerely wishing big boobs were in style.
i am not confused about who i am- just what it is i am doing.
starting to think i should have more interesting...