August 2011
45 posts
Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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if you vote for this photo, i could win a $75 gift... →
also, it’s a cute photo. 
Aug 4th
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Aug 3rd
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welcome to tumblr, fraser. your life is now a time suck.
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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uuuuugh kara and i are getting totally fucked on...
SOMEONE BOUGHT THE WAFFLE IRON. damnit. back to square one. 
Aug 3rd
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queercakes replied to your post: i’m going to another wedding at the end of the… Did they only apply at a fancy store? I get so bummed when people only register at a fancy store. they registered at FOUR places, and all the cheap stuff is gone. i was invited late [they didn’t know if i’d be in the country, so i told them not to invite me because it would throw off their seating...
Aug 3rd
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i’m going to another wedding at the end of the month and i am looking at their registry right now and so far the only thing i can afford is a wooden spoon or one cereal bowl. the bowls are $28 a pop. i know they don’t expect me to buy them anything because they’re lovely people and everything, but it’s their wedding and i love them so i want to get something.  wooden...
Aug 3rd
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alex: is the shower on saturday?
me: the bachelor party
alex: right, paul's shower. where we don't buy him gifts.
Aug 3rd
long-term goals
i was lying in bed daydreaming [can it be daydreaming if it’s at night?] about opening a vintage shop one day. i’ve thought about it a lot recently because i think i have a good eye and i know what things are worth.  so alex sez to me he sez, ‘just do it.’ i hadn’t really thought about that possibility.  i think it would take me a few years to accumulate the kind...
Aug 3rd
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it's official
after staring at photos of lisa edelstein and finding her unbelievably attractive, i have decided to stop hating my hips. 
Aug 3rd
i ended up putting the aspartame food away and just leaving the articles out on the table. i know mother-in-law will read them because she’s interested in the subject. not sure about father-in-law. not that it matters, and now i’m going to get reblogs saying, ‘GOOD THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.’ or i might just see a bunch of passive aggressive...
Aug 3rd
today, in my crusade against aspartame:
nom-chompsky: teamlaurenwins: i gathered all of the things in the kitchen that contained aspartame, put them on the kitchen table, and then printed off 4 articles about how poisonous it is and highlighted all of the most important information.  in my in-laws’ case, they make a lot of money and could very easily buy healthy, natural, and organic food all the time. i mean that. they have no...
Aug 3rd
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today, in my crusade against aspartame:
i gathered all of the things in the kitchen that contained aspartame, put them on the kitchen table, and then printed off 4 articles about how poisonous it is and highlighted all of the most important information.  in my in-laws’ case, they make a lot of money and could very easily buy healthy, natural, and organic food all the time. i mean that. they have no excuses. neither of them is...
Aug 2nd
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YOU GUYS
a blogger that i have been reading for like 2 years COMMENTED on my blog today. on two separate posts. she’s a chef and she said she wanted to try one of the recipes i posted. OH MY GOD I AM SWEATING.
Aug 2nd
bettyinthebush: singlemanlytear: littlehonda: I got 96/100 on this very scientific Self-esteem Test. It didn’t flat out say “Good for you but you’re probably not all that great, I mean, come on” but you could tell it wanted too. I got a 71. Apparently I am not as obnoxiously cocky as everyone around me thinks I am.  THANKS PSYCHOLOGY TODAY. I got a 71 too. Twilight zone music! i got a...
Aug 2nd
sephora sale section →
i think they put it off to the side and hope nobody takes advantage of it.
Aug 2nd
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i got a new debit card when i changed my name. the bank gave me the exact same card number except for the security code, though. so now when i try to use my card online, it won’t let me because it says my name doesn’t match what’s on file at the bank. so i have to use alex’s card. all i’m trying to do is buy $1 eyeliner, damnit. 
Aug 2nd
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Mommy, Why Are There Nutz on that Truck?
thebombbag: True story: my wife and I put chrome truck nutz on our wedding registry. Nobody bought them.  So there are plenty of news article on the internet talking about the woman in South Carolina who got a $445 ticket for hanging red Truck Nutz on her pick-up but I’ll link to the one titled Trial Date Set in Fake Testicles Case so you can catch yourself up. So this case got me thinking -...
Aug 2nd
things i do not recommend:
getting nioxin in your EYES
Aug 2nd
60 mg of melatonin
no sleeps.
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
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thegeniuswaitress reblogged your post: mother in law has been getting coupons for free underwear at victoria’s secret, and i keep intercepting them before she sees themblock EXCUSE ME WHERE CAN I FIND THESE COUPONS PLEASE TELL ME IMMEDIATELY MY MAILBOX APPARENTLY!
Aug 2nd
rabble, you cutthroat bitch
Aug 2nd
mother in law has been getting coupons for free...
i feel bad, but i love new underwear. sorry, mama pat.
Aug 2nd
also, i can only find one of my rolls of diana film and i want to know where the other one is so i can fucking develop it. life is so hard.
Aug 2nd
dear tumblr: sorry i'm crushing everybody's dreams...
yes i do. i mean to always.
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
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SRSLY: when we sold our car a few weeks ago, we... →
8bitian: joinakibbutz: teamlaurenwins: when we sold our car a few weeks ago, we let the guy talk us down a few hundred because he said it was for his 16 year old daughter and honestly we just didn’t think anyone else would buy it. we felt okay about it because we were like, ‘oh, this is going to be this girl’s first car, we are paying it forward blah blah blah.’ yeah… turns out the guy...
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
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all i want in the world is a closet room. a room...
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
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less than 2 weeks til the wedding and i have not started my speech. balls. i’ve decided i’m making jello shots for the pre-wedding parts. anyone know where i can find white grape jello? i’ll literally give you five dollars if you can find me some. FIVE DOLLARS.
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
for katya, my russian princess
can’t wait to see you in a month!
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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when we sold our car a few weeks ago, we let the guy talk us down a few hundred because he said it was for his 16 year old daughter and honestly we just didn’t think anyone else would buy it. we felt okay about it because we were like, ‘oh, this is going to be this girl’s first car, we are paying it forward blah blah blah.’ yeah… turns out the guy never had a...
Aug 1st
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my brain feels like it is going to explode
Aug 1st
accordingtosami replied to your post: can’t stop sneezing melatonin isn’t working… Are you sure that it’s Ira that’s smelly then? it’s a distinctly ira smell. plus this shirt doesn’t smell yet. i’m a scumbag
Aug 1st
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can’t stop sneezing melatonin isn’t working tonight ira is smelly i’ve been wearing the same shirt for 3 days now [even when i took a bath, i got out and put it back on]
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
249 posts
Chore Buster - Automatically organize your chores... →
bettyinthebush:  Enter in people and chores  Specify how hard / undesirable each chore is, and how often it should be done  ChoreBuster automatically generates a fair schedule of chores  Schedule emailed to you daily or weekly - no need to log in  this is AWESOME. alex and i need to do this. 
Jul 31st
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nothing is pottermore, therefore everything hurts.
Jul 31st
since alex isn't here, there is an entire 2/3 of...
and yet, he still chooses to sleep on top of me. goddamnit, dog.
Jul 31st